Corrupt a Wish Game

KeekeroKeekero
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Your task is simple:

Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.

Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.

For example:

USER A: I wish I had a million dollars.

USER B: Granted. You now have one million dollars.

In monopoly money.

I wish I had a steak.

USER C: Granted. It’s made out of rubber.

I wish Batman was real.

Etc.

I’ll start.

*ahem*

I wish I possessed an army with which I could conquer the world.
RoseDropDrakooon

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  • CmereSweetHeartCmereSweetHeart
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    edited 7:10PM April 24, 2018
    Although you COULD technically conquer the world, every single members of said army will explain to you in details several reasons why you probably shouldn't do that. Ruining the immersion in your world-domination fantasy.

    I wish I lived in a castle with plenty of servants.
  • UmiSonodaFanUmiSonodaFan
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    you live in a castle but all your servants are ducks.

    I wish I could fly
  • MattpapMattpap
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    You can fly, but only for a second or two before your wings get tired.

    I wish to sleep.
  • ColgateColgate
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    @Mattpap you begin to sleep but you never wake up from your coma

    i wish to have the ability to eat planets
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  • DeadBotDeadBot
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    edited 8:03PM April 24, 2018
    @Colgate you start to love eating planets and soon became a planetarian and lost the love of eating regular food.

    I wish to stop being lazy at everything
  • ColgateColgate
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    You become overly-energetic, to the point where you are impatient to wait at Traffic Lights

    I wish to have everyones soul
    Invisibletkmisere
  • RoseDropRoseDrop
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    You get everyones soles. You now own a mountain of shoes.

    I wish for the power to speak to animals.
  • LefteasLefteas
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    ur now able to speak to animals, but turns out they can't talk back to u

    i wish for a flying goku cloud to take me anywhere
    CmereSweetHeartMynameisme9820tkmisere
  • MushMush
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    Flying goku cloud will now take you anywhere, but you will vomit every trip.

    I wish for more wishes
  • UmiSonodaFanUmiSonodaFan
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    You get more wishes, however you only get to use one per day.

    I wish for a puppy
  • ColgateColgate
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    A puppy appears in the hands of UmiSonodaFan but little do they know it has atomic radiation.

    I wish for more genies
    Invisible
  • RoseDropRoseDrop
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    You get a puppy, only to be deathly allergic to it.
    I wish for the ability to breath under water.
  • CewebrityCewebrity
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    You can breathe under water, but can no longer breathe on land.

    I wish to live forever.
  • milifroxmilifrox
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    You can live forever, but your friends can't

    I wish for less winter and more spring
  • AuracoroAuracoro
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    edited 9:37PM April 24, 2018
    Milifrox looks outside. It is spring. They look inside their room - again, spring. Springs are everywhere, ricocheting off of the walls; everything is bouncing around in a frustratingly jovial manner. Milifrox drops to their knees, cursing their fate.

    I wish to become an adventurer in real life.
  • SherriSherri
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    You become an adventurer... but can't advance to the next job. (kek)

    I wish I could travel to England.
  • TheChaosLegendTheChaosLegend
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    edited 10:03PM April 24, 2018
    You go to England but you can never return to your home country.

    I wish I could raise a baby dragon
  • KeekeroKeekero
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    You raise a baby dragon, and it turns out to burn your village

    I wish I could go back in time
  • dhk_8613dhk_8613
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    edited 10:26PM April 24, 2018
    Granted, but you don't know how to properly raise it and it never hatches out of its shell.

    I wish I never felt tired.

    edit: RIP. Should've refreshed.
  • RoseDropRoseDrop
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    You are sent back in time to the 1600's, with your different clothes and cell phone you're viewed as a witch and taken to jail to await your trail.

    I wish for eternal youth.